At work today, the song “Labels or Love” by Fergie came on and it got me thinking. She sings about how a woman doesn’t need a man to be happy, she just needs a credit card with a high limit so as to buy extravagant gifts for herself. As I sit here, regurgitating the events of last nights date and how said date hasn’t yet contacted me (big surprise), I consider Fergie’s theory. Would a Christian Dior handbag make me feel real good right about now? My answer, YES!!! Have you seen the new Dior handbags modelled by Italian goddess Monica Bellucci? They are weepingly beautiful, so much so that I would feel warm and safe at night with it huddled next to me on my pillow.
Who needs a man when you can have the best handbag that money can buy? The black patent leather finish with the embossed golden Dior logo, sigh, a girl could stare longingly at its beauty all day.
Just like dating a hot studmuffin of a guy, you couldn’t go out looking less than perfect when sporting this arm accessory. A bag of this splendour deserves to be carried around by a magnificently quaffed, French manicured, bombshell of a broad who walks around with all the confidence in the world. No sweats and curlers here!! Don’t even think about getting comfortable and ordering dessert with your new boyfriend Dior! (Not that there would be any money left for it anyways with all this luxuriating!) Better hit the gym and try to lose those last few pounds, wouldn’t want your new man getting all the attention (and it’s a great way to show off).
Geez, this all sounds like a lot of work, I should have thought twice about my answer. Dior is sounding like quite the high maintenance boyfriend, perhaps Coach would have been a better choice, he would allow Lululemons!
At the end of the day though, labels really do outlast lust. Sure, the credit card bill will cause some tear
s and so will the debt collectors, but girls a handbag is forever! As it ages it only gets better! No sagging here, just perfectly stained leather, what a wonderful world we live in. A gorgeous handbag never takes you out to dinner expecting anything in return (just maybe paying some lip service here and there). Handbags don’t come with ulterior motives, cheesy or offensive pick up lines, grubby paws, or rude in-laws.
That’s it ladies, to meet your soulmate, just grab your AMEX and head to Holt’s, I hear there’s a sale on Burberry and Prada......just kidding. (What were you thinking? Soulmates don’t come cheap, you have to pay top dollar if you want to avoid the emotional baggage!)
Who needs a man when you can have the best handbag that money can buy? The black patent leather finish with the embossed golden Dior logo, sigh, a girl could stare longingly at its beauty all day.
Just like dating a hot studmuffin of a guy, you couldn’t go out looking less than perfect when sporting this arm accessory. A bag of this splendour deserves to be carried around by a magnificently quaffed, French manicured, bombshell of a broad who walks around with all the confidence in the world. No sweats and curlers here!! Don’t even think about getting comfortable and ordering dessert with your new boyfriend Dior! (Not that there would be any money left for it anyways with all this luxuriating!) Better hit the gym and try to lose those last few pounds, wouldn’t want your new man getting all the attention (and it’s a great way to show off).
Geez, this all sounds like a lot of work, I should have thought twice about my answer. Dior is sounding like quite the high maintenance boyfriend, perhaps Coach would have been a better choice, he would allow Lululemons!
At the end of the day though, labels really do outlast lust. Sure, the credit card bill will cause some tear
s and so will the debt collectors, but girls a handbag is forever! As it ages it only gets better! No sagging here, just perfectly stained leather, what a wonderful world we live in. A gorgeous handbag never takes you out to dinner expecting anything in return (just maybe paying some lip service here and there). Handbags don’t come with ulterior motives, cheesy or offensive pick up lines, grubby paws, or rude in-laws.That’s it ladies, to meet your soulmate, just grab your AMEX and head to Holt’s, I hear there’s a sale on Burberry and Prada......just kidding. (What were you thinking? Soulmates don’t come cheap, you have to pay top dollar if you want to avoid the emotional baggage!)
*Images courtesy of dior.com, theretailalley.blogspot.com, pursepage.com, sympatico/msn, coach.com
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